TRIUMPHS, TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF SINGLE MOTHERS

The plight of single mothers came to primary focus by Pertubuhan Kebajikan Harapan Selangor who recently launched their first baby; SINGLE MOTHERS : TRIUMPHS TRIALS & TRIBULATIONS.

Women are defined and recognised as supremos who do not only bring forth lives but  also nurture them to grand visions. HARAPAN SELANGOR aims to equalise those who had been abused and vindicated.

This book contains true stories as relayed by single mothers based on personal interviews with them. The range takes one from deep emotional conflict to high inspirational life changes factor. We realise that the ratio is still 10-1 as far as success stories of single mothers are reviewed. There are still thousands left in the lurch trying to gather their strength to face life.

The abusers of motherhood have no conscience and continue to indulge in this sin. This book also presents deep set feelings of single mothers and their determination to get back into pruposeful living and they just need the help they can get and deserve to fight back.

Although many single mothers came fighting back, some were unable to go forward allowing misery to take over. This is one of many quotes from them;

If God appears I would ask to be sent back in time so that 

I would redesign my life to  stop my husband from leaving me

'Crime will pay' they say but my ex-husband

has become an exception

Those who read this book, may also be tickled by this humourous tone;

Before marriage -

SHE : OH MY DARLING

HE : YES, AT LAST! IT WAS SO HARD TO WAIT

SHE : DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?

HE : NO! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

SHE : DO YOU LOVE ME?

HE : OF COURSE! OVER AND OVER

SHE : HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON ME?

HE : NO! WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING?

SHE : WILL YOU KISS ME?

HE : EVERY CHANCE I GET

SHE :WILL YOU HIT ME?

HE : ARE YOU CRAZY? IM NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON

SHE : CAN I TRUST YOU?

HE: YES

SHE : DARLING

After marriage simply read from bottom to top

Those who read said;

"I believe this book will awaken our conscience in reaching out to single mothers"

The author (lef) and his 1Malaysia best friend En Fadzil (centre) Lee Rich (right)

It is the research that has made this book a resourceful reference and it was written the way it was heard, saw and felt....

ASAM PEDAS MERLIMAU... PAS TKO! Malunya...

“Lauk memang boleh tukar encik,

tapi kalau kerajaan, biarlah yang ada ini (BN).”

... maka TKOlah PAS di bumi Melaka!

Cerita seterusnya di sini

"PANTAT" dashing for Nurul Izzah???

This can... yes I am saying 'can' be true... and this should not include in the MP's recent Constitution Campaign... Which MP holds this responsibility? None other...

Daddy Anwar's daughter... Nurul Izzah, Lembah Pantai MP

Definitely, not just eye-sore but surely its disturbing as described by House PK and Rocky. After reading their blogs... comes with a OMG! for the original spot on...

For Nurul Izzah... a lesson to learn!!! ... this is surely not any street lies!!!

ANWAR, PKR DAN HANTU...

Inilah wajah-wajah yang telah meninggalkan Anwar dan sekarang diberi gelaran yang pelbagai seperti 'DEMON', HANTU dan KATAK spt kata blogger ini

Jika diamati, ramai di antaranya adalah rakan-rakan rapat Anwar spt senarai berikut;

1. Chandra Muzaffar (Timbalan Presiden Parti KeAdilan Nasional)

2. S. Nalla Karuppan (Ketua Bahagian PKR Kepong)

3. Ezam Mohd Nor (Ketua Pemuda PKR)

4. Anuar Shaari (Setiausaha Anwar Ibrahim)

5. Fairus Khairuddin (ADUN Penanti – Timbalan Ketua Menteri Pulau Pinang)

6. Zahrain Mohd Hashim (Ahli Parlimen Bayan Baru)

7. Zulkifli Noordin (MP Bandar Baru Kulim)

8. Zainur Zakaria (Bekas peguam bela Anwar, AJK Parti KeAdilan Nasional)

9. Ruslan Kassim (Ketua PKR Negeri Sembilan dan juga Ketua Penerangan PKR)

10. Nell Onn (Ketua Wanita Parti KeAdilan Nasional)

11. Jeffrey Kitingan (Naib Presiden PKR))

12. Marina Yussuf (Naib Presiden Parti KeAdilan)

13. Lokman Noor Adam (Setiausaha Angkatan Muda Keadilan)

14. V. Arumugam (ADUN Bukit Selambau)

15. Mohd Radzi Salleh (ADUN Lunas)

16. Badrul Hisham Abdullah (ADUN Pelabuhan Kelang)

17. Tan Tee Beng (Ahli Parlimen Nibong Tebal)

18. Sallehudin Hashim (Setiausaha Agung PKR)

19. Dr Halili Rahmat (Bendahari PKR Hulu Selangor)

20. Muhammad Zahid Md Arip (Naib Ketua Pemuda PKR)

21. Mohsin Fadzli Samsuri (Ahli Parlimen Bagan Serai)

22. Hamdan Taha (Timbalan Pengarah Pilihanraya Keadilan)

23. Dr Abdul Wahid Ahmad Suhaimie (Pengerusi Perhubungan Keadilan Pahang)

24. Jamaludin Abu Hassan (Pemangku Ketua PKR Padang Serai)

25. Mohd Hanafiah Man (Ketua Pemuda Keadilan Perak)

26. Fakhrul Azman Abu Bakar (Exco Pemuda Keadilan)

27. Shamsul Bahari Shamsuddin (Exco Pemuda Keadilan)

28. Rosli Mohd Johar (Naib Ketua Pemuda Keadilan Wilayah Persekutuan)

29. Zainuddin Awang (Exco Pemuda Keadilan Terengganu)

30. Datuk Bujang Ulis (Keadilan Sarawak)

31. Rusli Mohd Shariff (Naib Ketua Pemuda Keadilan Negeri Sembilan)

32. Jeffry Nizam (Exco Pemuda Keadilan Pahang)

33. Jamaluddin Mohd Radzi (ADUN Behrang)

34. Kapten (B) Mohd. Osman Jailu (ADUN Changkat Jering)

35. Tan Wei Shu (ADUN Bakar Arang)

36. Soraya Sulaiman (Ketua Penerangan Wanita PKR)

37. Roshanita Mohd Basir (Timbalan Ketua Wanita PKR Bahagian Bagan Serai)

Sekarang kita kaji, mereka2 yang meninggalkan BN untuk disucikan Anwar :

1. Chua Ji Meng
2. Zaid Ibrahim
3. xxxxx
4. xxxxx
5. xxxxx

errrrr.... errrrrr.... errrrrr.... boleh tolong isikan?

Ku Li masih dalam UMNO?

ROUND #1 UTK ANWAR... DARI KAWAN LAMA

Mula-mula Anwar cemburu dengan kejayaan PM Najib, sekarang sanggup pertikaikan Titah Tuanku ... baca link ini!

Sekarang, pesanan dari kawan lama pula;

Zahrin : Merampas Putrajaya at all cost...

• Membontotti ahli parlimen di Taiwan...
  
• PR digula2kan... Agong sedang menunggu di istana untuk mendapat kepastian jumlah MP yang akan melompat... Agong merestui Anwar sebagai PM ke6..
  
• Panglima ATM beri sokongan...
  
• Nik Aziz sebagai 'ulama terompah' ... macam-macam ada di sini
  

Zahrin : You dont like... you sit down!

Floor : Baru kena batang hidung...

Kejadian yang pasti menghantui Anwar dan rakan-rakan pembangkang!!! ... di sini

Teks ucapan penuh Dato Zahrin yang menghantui PKR dan rakan-rakannya ... di sini

Mantra : Mengapa Anwar cabut lari? Balaslah hujah Zahrin dgn fakta, mengapa mesti lari dari topik dan sentuh isu peribadi? ... TYPICAL ANWAR!!!

CIFU (Can I F _ _ _ K U) - A New Word introduced

English Lesson 101 : Start Your Day With Laughter by Fatimah Zuhri

Main Entry: CIFU
Function: Verb
Pronunciation: \'ci fu'\
Etymology: Middle Malaysia
Long Definition: A forceful invitation to have anal sex by someone (especially but not limited to Anwar Bin Ibrahim)
Short Definition: Can I F*** You ?
Usage: Usually vulgar
Alternatives : CIFU, CIFU-ed, CIFU-ing

Examples:

(a) Bung Nuar and Zul Nordin at a massage parlour in Bangsir.

Bung Nuar: "Boy...that feels good..."

Zul gave Anwar a suspicious look. Next day...

Bung Nuar : "Man...this feels nice..."

Zul start to have a worrisome look on his face. Next day...

Bung Nuar : "Zul...that looks yummy..."

Zul : "Bung, are you trying to CIFU-ing around with me ?"


(b) Lim and Nik having Nasi Dagang Ayam Percik at Nik's home.

Nik : "Dude, why do you look troubled? You got Along problem is it? Dont worry meh, I can ask Husim to cut down some forest in my backyard, sell them in the black market and give you the money!"

Lim : "No...no..no...it is not that. I am thinking about something that happened earlier today...

Nik : "What is it my dear brother? "

Lim : "Well, you know lah tomolow is our Big Boss's birthday lor. Earlier today he sms me asking if I can come to visit him tonight. But...."

Nik : "What's wrong then? Maybe Big Boss want to promote you to become Deputy Big Boss lor..."

Lim "Aiyaa...at first me also think the same too but Big Boss told me to meet him in this one apartment lah...I am confused why he does not want to meet at his house or our HQ? "

Nik : "Oh no my brother! You are going to get CIFU by Big Boss!"


(c) Khalid Samid at the Confession Room.

Khalid : "Sob...sob...sob..."

Priest : "What is wrong my son ?"

Khalid : "Father...forgive me but I have sinned."

Priest : "Do not worry. Tell me what is on your heart...free yourself from your guilt..."

Khalid : "Sob sob sob...last...last night I went to see Bung Nuar and...and..sob..sob."

Priest : "And what my son ?"

Khalid : "He...he...CIFU-ed me..."

Priest : "Damn that Anwar...the lord will surely punish him for this! Hmmm my dear son, do you have his number?"

Khalid : ".........."


ps : This has nothing to do with people who are either dead or alive. LOL here!!!!

KHAIRY IN CONTROL .... IMAGINE!

Lets get real! When the beloved SIL is in control... the picture depicts... IMAGINE!

Lets get wilder here... The Darker Side has more for us!

TO ALL BLOGGERS... SOMEONE IS UP FOR SALE!

Good evening and salam to all bloggers,

Have you ever experienced what I experienced recently? I would consider this blogger as a secret admirer and this is what I meant....

Senapang Patah wrote: Camon MATRA !!! If u profesional... publish my comments...

He didnt give up and finally published it in his own blog... haha

Senapang Patah said...

Mantra are COWARD... She dont whant publish my comments at her blog....

November 21, 2008 2:46 AM

Deep Tots :

• Senapang Patah has been begging to publish his comments several times in my blog. Ayoyo adik... whats the hurry? You can't even spell MANTRA correctly.

• I plead to all bloggers... Pls, Pls visit his blog before he decided to inform his master - Mr Khairy Jamaluddin, the MP of Rembau and the contender for Pemuda UMNO whilst Khairy will report to his father in law. For that, if we bloggers did not respond... Pak Lah might consider to terminate total ICT in Malaysia... Oh no! What is life without the internet?

• I assure you will have fun browsing through his posting and do not forget to leave some nice words to his comment column. Lets fill them up....

• He is not alone... well fellow bloggers, Khairy breed a few others to the same cage;

1. ProKhairy
2. KulitPisang
3. Protes Minda
4. Maya KJ
5. The Captain - Bro Jinggo

• Will he fit to be my secret admirer? Only if he knows how to say the magic word - Please!

• I suppoesed I have done Senapang a great favor... KJ's fans will soon keep you busy and please do not beg from me anymore, I am already out of penny! Perhaps Piggy , Mr Wenger KJ, Azly and Zubli or perhaps Pak Bakaq would kinldy assist you. Mr Sebol... what say you? Topeng Perak - someone new in the cyber space is asking for war....
  

• Still not happy? Go and argue with JMD! or perhaps RPK would consider...
  

NAJIB'S COMPOSITION : ITS MY MONEY!

Scene : Najib presenting his composition in his Form 5 class.

Teacher : Ok, Najib now read your composition...

Najib : Thank you sir, I call my composition today... My Money! At this age, I own 7K in my pocket.. Don't ask how I gain them and don't ask who gave them to me and above all don't ask how I wish to spend 'My Money!"

Anwar : Can I ask on little tiny question, sir?

Teacher : Can your friend ask?

Najib : No.

Anwar : Why not?

Najib : Because its my money!

Anwar and friends : Then go home and read to yourself. Or you just photostat your composition and give to us.

Teacher : Can you photostat them and circulate?

Najib : No.

Anwar : Also no?

LKS : And why not then?

Najib : Because its my money.

Anwar and LKS : So it is your money and not your composition?

Anwar : Ok frens... its his money and why should we stay and listen? Lets leave and watch Obama's race!

Teacher : Najib... your money better don't talk to the class... if not its public money! Anyway, can you please leave your composition on my table since everyone is leaving.

Najib : No.

Teacher : Thats the case. I'm leaving too...

Ibrahim : I'm staying... I can wait... Najib, can it be our money or not?

Najib : Ask Rosie... its her money actually!

SOMEONE SENT THIS TO ME.... (((((((BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM)))))))

(((((((BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM))))))) ... was in my comment column over my posting 'JANGAN CABAR BLOGGERS KHAIRY!

Who is this commentor?

So it comes from 'pro-khairy' clans. Thanks for your interest, in any way!

My first instinct would be, Khairy's clans starts to get edgy over bloggers' articles. But on second thought, I supposed this commentor could misunderstood ''JANGAN CABAR BLOGGERS KHAIRY!' title.

But do I care? Should I be intimidated by that? Nayyyyy .... these clans just crap my style!

DEEPAVALI NAL VAALTHUKAL!

Unggalukum
Unggal Kudubathukum
Enn Iniye Deepavali
Nal Vaalthukhal!

DATUK SHAH RUKH KHAN.... SAPE BAGI?

BeritaHarian, Jumaat, 10 Oktober 2008
MELAKA: Panglima Tentera Laut Diraja Malaysia (TLDM), Datuk Abdul Aziz Jaafar dan artis Bollywood, Shah Rukh Khan adalah antara 758 pemerima anugerah dan pingat sempena Harijadi Yang Dipertua Negeri Melaka yang ke-70, esok.

Aziz menerima Darjah Cemerlang Seri Melaka yang membawa gelaran Datuk Wira manakala Shah Rukh menerima Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka yang membawa gelaran Datuk.

Deep Tots :

• Ayoyo... Melaka Maju 2010, pasti maju jaya!
• Cube tanye orang Melaka, Shah Rukh Khan banyak berbudi dan berbakti dengan rakyat Melaka ke? Sekurang-kurangnya mintalah contract dari dia tolong2 cuci set di Boliwood.
• Shah Rukh Khan tau tak pingat tu laku ke? Orang Malaysia sendiri ada yang malu nak mengaku dapat darjah Datuk dari Melaka tau!
  
• Gile ape Melaka ni?
  
• Pesta Boliwood tahun lepas, patutlah Cik Semah dan nenek-nenek pencen di Melaka practice berjoget boliwood non-stop... Shah Rukh Khan terpukau kot!
• Bakal Timbalan Perdana Menteri Malaysia, misi ke India pulak dah! Tak pandai cakap Inggeris... cakap hindustan pun ok lah!
  
• Pak Ali memang gemar orang luar... lihat je banner tu! Ramai calon tempatan tidak dipedulikan.
• Ni jawapan org melaka - http://hasbullah.pit.my/2008/10/lagu-inikah-yang-membawa-shahrukh-khan.html
  

STILL REMEMBER ... (baa-daa-wee)(noun)

There are possible plans to apply to the Oxford and Webster to include a new word for their 2009 dictionary... it seems its going to be approved much earlier... probably by 10th October 2008.

Badawi (baa-daa-wee) (noun): To start something full of promise but end in disappointment, failure and/or disaster. Eg:

• "I'm trusting you to perform this task well; don't do a badawi, ok?

• "Whatever I do, I will always find a way to badawise it".

• "France badawied their Euro 2008 campaign. England pre-badawied thiers, while Italy were guilt of over-badawification."

More suggestions for the Oxford and Webmaster:
A synonym to conspiracy : ROSMARE
Eg. There was a huge rosmare in Al-Tantuya's death. Mongolians were shocked with rosmare action by Rosmah.

You find more from our Cikgu KataTakNak and some suggestions would be....here;

• His kayjayness is the real cause for his downfall.
• I never knew you are such and mca, you just do whatever he asks.

'OXFORD' TULEN... ABANG!!!

Hello! I'm also Oxford la!
by OrangKita

*Oxford masih kedengaran di Malaysia. Apalah yang menghairankan sangat-sangat.

Deep Tots :

• Book Smart and Street Smart, Intelligent and Wise, Stupid and Silly - which of these could be synonymous to the Oxfords?
• By any chance, will any of these oxfords could be the 'boogey man' to safe our country from present economics crisis or its just theory talk!
• Most intelligent guys are nerds, even Einstein is ugly... but they could be great lovers!
• Until the claimed Oxfords possess any of the above items, then they are not that 'TULEN'
  

please tell me....WHY?

WHY??? ...can anyone give the answers? Here are some whys thats just contemplating but could curl your lips.

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check... when you say the paint is wet?

• Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

• Why doesn't Tarzan have beard?

• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

• Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

• Whose idea was it to put an "S" in then word "LIPS"?

• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

• Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
  

Here In My Home

by Malaysian Artistes For Unity

(LETS SING ALONG)

hold on, brother hold on
the road is long, we're on stony ground
but i'm strong, and you ain't heavy
oh there's a misspoken truth that lies
colors don't bind, oh no
what do they know? they speak falsely

here in my home
i'll tell you what it's all about
there's just one hope here in my heart
one love undivided
that's what it's all about
please won't you fall in one by one by one with me?
(fall in~ fall in~)
fall in with me
(hmm... fall in~)
fall in fall in fall in with me

push back sister won't you push back?
love won't wait, just keep pushing on
yeah i'm strong, you ain't heavy
oh don't you worry about that...
what we have shadows can't deny
don't you know it's now or never?

here in my home
i'll tell you what it's all about
there's just one hope, here in my heart
one love undivided
that's what it's all about
please won't you fall in one by one?

(malay)
bertubi asakan berkurun lamanya
hati ke depan mencari yang sayang
[years of fears and years of tribulation
the heart keeps searching for that endless devotion]

(chinese)
shou qian shou da jia yi qi zou, wo men dai biao guo ren kai kou wei lai jiu mei you diu zou
-[meaning: hand in hand we'll march like blood brothers
i speak for my people, hope we'll find peace forever]

(tamil)
inthe payanam payanamm yen vettri thaagam
anthee kaana kaalam naam vetri raagam... nanba nanba
-[meaning: may the road ahead quench my thirst for success
may the road behind echo a song of the blessed]

(bahasa english)
yes i feel it in my bones, so i will let it be known
no matter where i roam this is home sweet home

sing!

here in my home
i'll tell you what it's all about
there's just one hope here in my heart
one love undivided
that's what it's all about
please won't you fall in one by one by one with me?
(yeah~ yeah~)

here in my home
(here in my home)
i'll tell you what it's all about
(i'll tell you...)
there's just one hope here in my heart
(one hope! one hope yo! )
one love undivided
(aa~ one~)
that's what it's all about
(that's what it's all about~)
please won't you fall in one by one by one with me?

here in my home
(here in my home~)
i'll tell you what it's all about
there's just one hope here in my heart
(one love one love one love ^^)
one love undivided
that's what it's all about
please won't you fall in one by one by one with me?

THE S-WORD.... YES!!! SO SEDAAAPPPP

Some colorful articles for us to ponder so we can always stay cool for more drama from our clowns. Enough is never enough for these clowns and it seems the circus is getting busier and the show is more chaotic.

When it ever ends? Never!!! Every other day ... these clowns have good plots for the nation. Its all up to the rakyat now to justify whats best for us.

One thing for sure... the rakyat always need fresh plots from these clowns. Repeated dramas are so predictable... ARRRGGGHHHH!!!



The S Word – a guide to the Malaysian ASS - Read more
Malaysia Today,Posted by labisman
Tuesday, 01 July 2008

Something that cries out Seeeedaaap, when it's in action? The S-word seems to be our nation’s greatest Sin, far outshining crime, corruption and cancelation of Penang projects (promised by the PM just last March). And of course, this is one Sin which ONLY Anwar seems to be guilty of in the whole of Malaysia.

What about the thousands of gay men in our country? We anxiously await our eminently ethical leaders to announce, just as President Ahmadinejad of Iran did last September, that homosexuals officially DO NOT EXIST in this clean and holy land of ours.

The last time certain powerful people used the S-word against Anwar, it backfired badly. That’s like saying it farted right back in the face of the people which had accused Anwar of banging the driver Azizan in some condos called Tivoli Villas. But alas, the prosecution team (one of them is now the Attorney-General!) was so Stupid that they didn’t even realise construction workers were still banging cement, pipes and wires into the condo at the alleged time! And thus they ended up having to change the date of the alleged crime twice to “fit” Azizan’s unreliable testimony!


Filem: Sodo Mee Part Two Malaysia Today,Tuesday, 01 July 20082
DARI JELEBU

Betul-betul Filem Melayu. Turun lokasi dulu kemudian baru buat skrip dan cari pelakon extra. Kah kah kah. Filem kita berwajah kita. Hidup PDRM... oops Hidup FINAS.

Alamak gua dengar filem Sodo Me karya Brad Pittail akan di buat lagi. Sodo Mee Part 2 ini akan dibuat dengan lebih gempaq. Gua dengar dengan sahih si pengarah Brad Pittail sudah mulakan penggambaran. Iklan-iklan telah bocor di akhbar-akhbar. Pelakon utama telah ditemui. Dengar-dengar nya filem Part Two ini amat gah TETAPI lokasinya masih belum di tentukan. Inilah standard filem Melayu. Leceh. Kata nak buat filem gempaq. Lokasi pun belum jumpa. Bila di tanya Brad Pittail di mana lokasi tempat Sodo Mee terjadi, dia berkata: lokasinya berlaku di dalam kondo di Jalan Pantai, di kondo di Jalan Bangsar dan di kondo Damansara dan terus ke kondo Segambut. In best punya Sodo Mee beb. Makan tak habis.

Penonton berfikir....mustahil hero kita yang baru berumur 23 tahun, tinggi 6 kaki tidak dapat menendang bakal peliwat yang sudah berumur 60 tahun. Kenapa tidak ada struggle dalam adegan ini. Patutnya ada dialog – ‘ ciss orang tua 60 tahun....jangan liwat bontot aku jika kamu tidak ada Ky Jelly...’ Kah kah kah. Filem kita berwajah kita.

Orang ramai telah mula bercakap tentang skrip filem Sodo Mee Part 2 ini. Kegagalan skrip ini sudah nampak jelas. Kalau skrip ini gagal satu lagi krisis pasti akan timbul. Matt Madey tuan punya skrip original akan bertindak menyaman pengarah filem ini. Saman akan diajukan kerana filem Part Two ini telah memalukan Matt Madey penulis asal skrip ini.

OLD COCK AND YOUNG COCK RACE …

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer brought one young cock from the market.

Old cock : Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity

Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired

Old cock : Young man, there are twenty-five hens here, can’t I help you with some?

Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I loose you have all.

Young cock : OK! Whats the competition?

Old cock : 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock : No problem! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang!!!

Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed,

“Hell!! This the fifth gay chick I’ve bought this week!”

Deep Tots :

Dont brace yourself to compete with a wise man for you will end up getting Bang!!! Even before you reach the end line. The only competiion worthit is with himself. Dont crow too often young cocks.

Dear Tun Mahathir.. this one for you. Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, Askew.

JOKES ASIDE...

MBA student VS BE student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized by Britain.

So jokes aside for a moment... Relate this with our Malaysian Lawmakers.

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,
setup their tent and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that...
... there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powered and we are small and insignificant
Meteorologically, it seem we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Then the MBA asks the BE student,
"What does it tell you?"

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks,
"PRACTICALLY... PRACTICALLY...
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT"

Politic talks = 0% COMMON SENSE!!!!

PROMISCUITY IN CHINA.. REALLY??

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China , he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.

The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it".

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc".

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams ! In horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.

"Yes", says the Chinese doctor,

"You no worry! Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money!"

#*@^! ... What say you guys????