Friday, July 25, 2008

please tell me....WHY?

WHY??? ...can anyone give the answers? Here are some whys thats just contemplating but could curl your lips.
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check... when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have beard?
  • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Whose idea was it to put an "S" in then word "LIPS"?
  • If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  • Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
  • Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


arispurnama said...

We do press them harder caused we got used to do it. i guessed don't you.
I believed we have more than that. don't you.
The glue keeping them together as big huge community when they split they like to be there for so long.
Tarzan must no beard otherwise they called him monkey as well.
Superman not wearing face shield.
The pilots wore helmets caused their planes no sun roof.
Lips happen when you say it.
people are not came from apes but apes actually came from human, that's why some people act like apes. don't you.
Bubbles is not flourish. People do open refrigerator when they feel thighs to do.

guess what::;;::;;;haaaa ahha

mantra-indeeptots said...

Good try! Thanks