NAJIB'S COMPOSITION : ITS MY MONEY!

Scene : Najib presenting his composition in his Form 5 class.

Teacher : Ok, Najib now read your composition...

Najib : Thank you sir, I call my composition today... My Money! At this age, I own 7K in my pocket.. Don't ask how I gain them and don't ask who gave them to me and above all don't ask how I wish to spend 'My Money!"

Anwar : Can I ask on little tiny question, sir?

Teacher : Can your friend ask?

Najib : No.

Anwar : Why not?

Najib : Because its my money!

Anwar and friends : Then go home and read to yourself. Or you just photostat your composition and give to us.

Teacher : Can you photostat them and circulate?

Najib : No.

Anwar : Also no?

LKS : And why not then?

Najib : Because its my money.

Anwar and LKS : So it is your money and not your composition?

Anwar : Ok frens... its his money and why should we stay and listen? Lets leave and watch Obama's race!

Teacher : Najib... your money better don't talk to the class... if not its public money! Anyway, can you please leave your composition on my table since everyone is leaving.

Najib : No.

Teacher : Thats the case. I'm leaving too...

Ibrahim : I'm staying... I can wait... Najib, can it be our money or not?

Najib : Ask Rosie... its her money actually!

KHAIRY : I'VE BEEN DEMONISED (IN BAHASA : AKU DIBUDAK JAHATKAN)

KJ in many moods... Does this depicts him as being demonised or "dibudak jahatkan" as claimed by him exclusively interviewed by MalayMail online

Khairy Jamaluddin says a group of “influential people” in Umno are out to demonise him...

"Influential people" in UMNO :
Serious accusation!
By whom in particular?
Any names Mr Khairy?
Will UMNO agree to this statement?
Can it be by your own Pak Lah?
Or YOU yourself? - questioned by Rocky

Deep Tots:

• The full transcript of his comments on these issues and others will be published in Malay Mail tomorrow.... As written by MM. Let us all just wait. A good promo to boost sales for MM...

• Is this Khairy's desperate attempt to 'cupidised' or 'angelised' or in Bahasa - 'dibudak baikkan' himself.... Lets see how much Khairy could convince us!

• All I could say is, timing was not right for you. If you wish to compare your timing with Nurul Izzah, should I say, she is the beauty and how could you ooze the beast?

NIZAR .... ANAKANDA NAJIB

AgendaDaily berkesempatan menemui seorang anak muda ketika Mesyuarat Agong UMNO Bahagian Titiwangsa.

Pemuda yang dimaksudkan ialah Mohd Nizar yang berusia 30 an ini adalah Ketua Pemuda UMNO cawangan Jalan Daud, Zon Kampung Baru dalam Bahagian Titiwangsa. Bakal bapa kepada dua anak ini, tidak mahu orang ramai atau perwakilan mendekatinya dan tidak mahu diberi layanan istimewa.

APA KATA ANAKANDA MENGENAI PENGLIBATAN DI DALAM POLITIK :

• "Biarlah saya bermula dari sini (cawangan). Saya ingin lalui proses dari bawah... doakan saya."

• Beliau ingin mengenali UMNO daripada peringkat bawahan bukannya terus ke puncak menggunakan kelebihan kedudukan ayahandanya.

• "Saya tahu, ini memang unik tetapi bukan advantage... saya kena guna dengan betul, elak makan diri."

• Ayahanda tidak menghalang beliau terjun ke dunia politik selepas mereka dan keluarga berbincang, "Ayahanda harap saya berfikir sendiri dan tak paksa."

MENGAPA UMNO? :

• Banyak memberi sumbangan kepada rakyat khususnya orang Melayu.

• UMNO perlu harus hidup dempi masa depan Melayu.

• UMNO perlu kekal demi politik dan ekonomi orang Melayu.

• Golongan muda perlu mengenang jasa UMNO dan berjuang memastikan kesinambungan parti itu.

• Kecewa kerana golongan muda tidak mahu mengenali dan mendekati UMNO sebaliknya menentang dan membenci.

Serba ringkas ulasan temubual oleh Agenda Daily.


Deep Tots :

• Jom kita perhatikan gambar Nizar secara close-up supaya seandainya kita terserempak Nizar samada di Kampung Baru atau di Jalan Maktab ataupun di Kuala Lumpur, kita tidak akan tersalah menegur.

• Selamat datang ke dunia politik dan UMNO. Mungkin Adik Nizar bukan baru bergelumang di dalam keluarga politik tetapi masih hijau di dalam berjuang bersendirian.
  

• Jawapan kenapa UMNO? Itu memang cara budaya UMNO menjawab. UMNO tidak akan menyalahkan diri sendiri tetapi gemar menyalahkan orang Melayu dan rakyat.

• Ingin tahu kenapa orang Melayu dan rakyat membenci UMNO? Kami tidak mengenang budi? Sebenarnya, kami tidak membenci UMNO tetapi kami 'KECEWA'.
  

• Beza antara orang UMNO dan orang Melayu, antaranya ialah - orang UMNO menuduh tetapi orang MELAYU memujuk, orang UMNO suka mencabar tetapi orang MELAYU suka menjelaskan, orang UMNO suka setia kawan tetapi orang MELAYU suka berkampung, orang UMNO sinonim dengan politik wang tetapi orang MELAYU sinonim dengan politik perjuangan, orang UMNO suka berdebat tetapi orang MELAYU suka bermuzakarah, orang UMNO suka mendabik dada tetapi orang MELAYU suka muhasabah diri, orang UMNO tidak akan mungkin menguasai orang MELAYU tetapi orang MELAYU akan pasti memerhatikan orang UMNO.... OLEH ITU, JANGAN SAMAKAN UMNO ITU MELAYU DAN MELAYU ITU UMNO!

• Yang maha penting ialah, RAKYAT BUKAN MILIK UMNO TETAPI UMNO AKAN DITENTUKAN OLEH RAKYAT MALAYSIA.
  

• Sekiranya Nizar ingin tahu kenapa orang Melayu kecewa dengan UMNO dan ingin kenali UMNO dari peringkat bawah... silalah bersama-sama kami di dunia blog ini. Kami sentiasa mengalu-alukan kedatangan Nizar. Berani berubah untuk UMNO!

• Good intentions are just not enough, yet to be proven! Selamat berjuang untuk Nizar... we will be watching you and convince us!

KHAIRY : I AM THE BOSS NOW!

Is it already March 31st 2009?

Too bad! Its only 1st November 2008. How Khairy wishes yesterday was March 2009 and till then, he can call himself... THE BOSS!

That is only his wishes but he has already claimed that he is the THE BOSS to Pemuda UMNO todate! He has started to plant, point, voice and challenge his colleagues and obviously he has denied his BOSS, Hishamuddin. This is what Khairy's BOSS has to say,

“Mereka kena meyakinkan saya kerana saya adalah Ketua Pemuda sehingga Mac ini dan ia (debat) tidak akan berlaku sehingga kepimpinan tertinggi Pemuda mengiakannya, jika nak jalankan terus tanpa merujuk atau dibawa berbincang, tuan punya badan kena pikul tanggungjawab sekiranya berlaku sesuatu perkara yang tidak diingini."

A simple translation would be;

"They would need to convince me since I am still the boss till this March and the debate will not take place until Pemuda Supreme Council agrees, if they wishes to proceed and bypass us, should anything goes as not what it seems they will have to take it at their own accord"

Deep Tots : What Hishamuddin is trying convey would be - ITS YOUR FUNERAL GUYS IF THE DEBATES DOES NOT GO AS WHAT IT SEEMS!

Further, Hishamuddin has to emphasized this;

“Saya tidak mahu menjejaskan maruah dan imej Pemuda yang telah saya bina selama 10 tahun untuk diserahkan kepada barisan kepimpinan baru,” katanya.

Deep Tots :

• Therefore, obviously Khairy has delibrately and being his nature to taint Pemuda's image and above all its dignity.

• If ever Khairy would deny, this is the true color of the Pemuda Chief candidate. One who is too retard to think wisely. In other words, this candidate would made UMNO to its funeral sooner!

• Good luck UMNO!

SOMEONE SENT THIS TO ME.... (((((((BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM)))))))

(((((((BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM))))))) ... was in my comment column over my posting 'JANGAN CABAR BLOGGERS KHAIRY!

Who is this commentor?

So it comes from 'pro-khairy' clans. Thanks for your interest, in any way!

My first instinct would be, Khairy's clans starts to get edgy over bloggers' articles. But on second thought, I supposed this commentor could misunderstood ''JANGAN CABAR BLOGGERS KHAIRY!' title.

But do I care? Should I be intimidated by that? Nayyyyy .... these clans just crap my style!