Anwar's aide in Sarawak... wow!

This god-feared Iban is the man for Anwar in Sarawak. I can say he difinitely has outstanding portfolio to gain Anwar's trust... here have a peep!

Anwar definitely has every reason to be the man in the video... don't you think so?

KERABAT GANAS DAN MODEL CANTIK... APE FAEDAHNYA?

Lihat saja foto ini... kita rakyat marhaen dapat menilai apa-apa saja yang tersirat... Orang Indonesia bisa menyatakan, perempuannya gantang tetapi lelakinya jelek sekali... masakan perempuan gantang punyai cinta sejati untuk si lelaki jelek itu... ini pasti ingin perolehi loteri yang mudah...

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Itu bukan perkara yang ingin dikatakan di sini, tetapi;

Apa faedahnya rakyat Malaysia sehingga bersungguh-sungguh ingin membela si jelita ini?

Rakyat Indonesia kononnya terlalu marah dengan kejadian si jelita dicederakan oleh suaminya. Rakyat Indonesia dari golongan apa? Yang tidor di bawah jambatan atau rakyat indonesia yang sedang mengutip sampah?

Yang paling menghairankan apabila seorang rakyat Malaysia yang masih mengaku sebagai rakyat Malaysia yang telah melarikan diri ke Indonesia bermati-matian membela si jelita ini. Tidak cukup di situ, beliau mempersoalkan bukan sahaja tindakan kerajaan kita tetapi juga mempersoalkan kononnya rakyat Malaysia yang tidak prihatin terhadap isu ini...

Penerangan saya mudah, apa pentingnya isu si jelita ini kepada rakyat Malaysia. Rakyat Malaysia akan hanya prihatin dan bertindak tegas sekiranya si lelaki jelek itu mencederakan seorang gadis pingitan kampung yang daif... emmmm semasa berkahwin dulu, kenapa rakyat tidak dijemput... sudah separuh mati baru ingatkan rakyat?

Indonesia tiada beraja maka, mereka boleh berkata apa2 pun dan tidak semestinya Malaysia yang beraja ini tidak boleh berkata-kata. Kami di sini akan terus bertindak sekiranya sesiapa saja berlaku zalim. Cuma cara kami berbeza... Oleh kerana itu, kebanyakan kerabat di raja tidak menggemari kami rakyat marhaen kerana kami tergolong dari bijak pandai yang tidak mudah untuk dikelar dan dibom... serta tidak mudah gelap mata untuk mendapatkan loteri percuma.

So, ape faedahnya kisah si jelita dan si jelek ini kepada rakyat Malaysia melainkan mengisi ruang gosip artis?

p/s : Farish A Noor, di mana kamu?

YOURS UNTRULY SON... WHO'S SON IS IT?

Visiting pilot fined over child porn

Posted Fri Feb 8, 2008 4:15pm AEDT

A Malaysian Airlines pilot arriving in Adelaide was found to have child sex videos on his laptop computer.

A Malaysia Airlines pilot who was caught importing child pornography to Australia yesterday has faced court.

When Ahmad Said, 25, arrived at Adelaide Airport yesterday he said he did not have anything to declare.

But customs officers searched his laptop and found child sex videos.

A handcuffed Said has faced court.

Magistrate Simon Smart told him the videos were cruel and violent and it was a disgrace that the married father of two had brought the material to Australia.

The magistrate said people like Said encouraged the market for child pornography.

Said, whose wife is expecting their third child, was fined $6,000.

He left court with a jumper over his head because of television camera crews.

[Abuse me... and get caught!!!]

Deep Tots:

Who's son could he be? The pilot named Ahmad Shauqi and his dad named Ahmad Said. Lets read further what others has to say :

Jelas Info > After making enquiries, I’m pretty sure that MACC Chairman, Ahmad Said - the man who is wrongfully and prejudicially intent on declaring Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim guilty before proper prosecution takes place - has a son named Ahmad Shauqi.

MalaysiaWaves > Although the Chairman's son has only been indicted, and we do not know why things are the way it is. It could be his son has been framed... But, knowing UMNO, the case can be used to twist the arm of the MACC's Chairman to act in the interest of UMNO.

Adelaidenow > The videos were titled "Reped (sic) Virgin'', "10-Year Old'' and "High School Students.''

"This material is repugnant and abhorrent - any decent minded person would be so affected by it,'' Magistrate Simon Smart said.

What say you frens about our chief MACC... he is indebted to the UMNO obviously. Hence, his ultimatum job is to prioritise PR's loopholes but the rakyat has our means to dignify one's intention... well done bloggers!

Marriage Life : before n after...

• Before married... Darling here n darling there, After Married... Baling here n baling there
  

• Before married... I die for you, After Married... You die, up to you, Lagi lama married... You die I help You!!!

• Before married... You go anywhere I follow you, After Married.. Up to You

• Before married... You are my heart n your are my love, After Married... You are up to my nerves!!!

• Before married... Your are sweet and kind just like Cinderella, After married... You are worse then Godzilla

• Before married... Roses are red, violets are blue, Like it or not, I'm stuck with your. After married... Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you!!

• Before married... Every makan he brings you to Shangrila, After married... You want to go, he says you wait-lah!!!

• Before married... She looks like Anita Sarawak, After married... Don't know whether katak or biawak
  

HOW THEY DID IT...

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.

AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.

ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.

ARCHITECTS have great plans.

ARTISTS are exhibitionists.

ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.

ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.

ATTORNEYS make better motions.

AUDITORS like to examine figures.

BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.

BAILIFFS always come to order.

BAKERS knead it daily.

BAND MEMBERS play all night.

BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.

BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.

BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.

BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.

BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.

BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.

BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.

BEER DRINKERS get more head.

BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.

BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.

BOSSES delegate the task to others.

BOWLERS have bigger balls.

BRICKLAYERS lay all day.

BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.

BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.

BUTCHERS have better meat.

C'Bers do it on the air.

CAMPERS do it in a tent.

CARPENTERS hammer it harder.

CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.

CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.

CHEMISTS like to experiment.

CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.

CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.

CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.

CLOWNS do it for laughs.

COACHES whistle while they work.

COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.

COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.

COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.

COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.

CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.

CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.

COPS have bigger guns.

COWBOYS handle anything horny.

COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.

CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.

CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.

DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.

DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.

DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.

DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.

DENTISTS do it in your mouth.

DETECTIVES do it under cover.

DIETICIANS eat better.

DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.

DIVERS do it deeper.

DOCTORS do it with patience.

DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.

DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.

DRY WALLER'S are better bangers.

ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.

ENGINEERS charge by the hour.

EXECUTIVES have large staffs.

FARMERS spread it around.

FIREMEN are always in heat.

FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.

FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.

FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.

FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.

GARBAGE MEN come once a week.

GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.

GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.

GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.

GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.

GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.

HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.

HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.

HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.

HANDYMEN like good screws.

HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.

HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.

HUNTERS do it with a bang.

INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.

INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.

INVENTORS find a way.

JANITORS clean up afterwards.

JEWELERS mount real gems.

JOGGERS do it on the run.

LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.

LAWYERS do it in their briefs.

LIBRARIANS do it quietly.

LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.

LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.

MACHINISTS make the best screws.

MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.

MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.

MANAGERS supervise others.

MARKETING REPs do it on commission.

MILKMEN deliver twice a week.

MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.

MINERS sink deeper shafts.

MINISTERS do it on Sundays.

MISSILE MEN have better thrust.

MODELS do it in any position.

MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.

MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.

MOVIE STARS do it on film.

MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.

NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.

NURSES call the shots.

OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.

OPERATORS do it person-to-person.

OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.

PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.

PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.

PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.

PILOTS keep it up longer.

PLUMBERS do it under the sink.

POLICEMEN like big busts.

POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.

POSTMEN come slower.

PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.

PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.

PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.

PROFESSORS do it by the book.

RACERS like to come in first.

RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall..

RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.

REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.

RECYCLERS use it again.

REPAIRMEN can fix anything.

REPORTERS do it daily.

RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.

RETAILERS move their merchandise.

ROOFERS do it on top.

RUNNERS get into more pants.

SAILORS like to be blown.

SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.

SCIENTISTS discovered it.

SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.

SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.

SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.

SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.

SPELUNKERS do it underground.

SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.

STEWARDESSES do it in the air.

STUDENTS use their heads.

SURGEONS are smooth operators.

TAILORS make it fit.

TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.

TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.

TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.

TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.

TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.

TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.

TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.

TYPISTS do it in triplicate.

VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.

VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.

WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.

WATER SKIERS come down harder.

WELDERS have hotter rods.

WRESTLERS know the best holds.

WRITERS have novel ways.

ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.