WHY ITS BETTER TO BE FEMALE...

WE,

......got off the Titanic first.

.....never ejaculate prematurely.

.....buy a vibrator it is glamorous,
men buy a blow up doll it’s pathetic.

..... can cry and get off speeding fines.

..... can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.

..... get to flirt with systems support men
who always return our calls, and are
nice to us when we blow up our computers.

Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin
and gorgeous - guys look like complete
idiots in ours.

Taxis stop for us.

..... never fancied a cartoon character
or the central figure in a computer game.

..... don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

FINALLY,
when men die earlier,
......get to cash in on the life insurance.